Movember Begins
Posted: October 30th, 2009 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Facial Hair | No Comments »Welcome to the Land of Bad Facial Hair
I haven’t used a razor to shave in years. I’m afraid of looking like a small child with gigantic eyebrows – kind of like a Japanese cartoon character gone very, very wrong. So me and facial hair get along quite well: it grows quickly and gives me something of an all-over coat that’s akin to a wild animal, and therefore garners respect. Just in case you missed that last point, hair = respect. Wise up, you chest-shaving blowhards.
Being November in a couple of days, it’s time to put my powers of facial hair to use for good, instead of evil. I’ve just signed myself up for Movember and in keeping with the rules of event, I’ll be clean shaving (or as close as I get to clean shaven) on Sunday morning. Whilst my upper lip will be doing all the hard work, I need your help in deciding just how bad I will look in 30 days time, by choosing from the Movember Style Guide…
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